Neises.com is not worth spamming

 Compared to the other crap you've heard from me it's pretty happy anyway.   

http://www.neises.com/amiss.mp3

We all need to say something stupid to break things up a bit, so I'll start. Here's the solo debut I've been threatening the world with for several years. Sorry World, it wasn't worth the wait, but things are finally starting to fall into place.

 Classmates.com is spamming me to contact you.

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

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Been staying up a little later, if anyone will be on we can die a few horrible ones.  I've been playing Anno 1404, single-player city builder, pretty cool.