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Sun, 07/18/2010 - 15:10 — Lars

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Sun, 07/18/2010 - 16:20 — tr0n
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CONGRATS!!!!

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 14:12 — emtae

 GRATZ GRATZ GRATZ

 

And now for Lars and Miss Poopy Pants ... *Lars gags and thinks WTH is my wife feeding this child*

 

heheheh ... I remember some pretty vile diaper changes when my girls were babies.  Good luck with that and all the other good things that come with being father to a daughter!!!

 

Sat, 07/31/2010 - 08:04 — Lars
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Thanks!

We're moving from black poop to yellow poop and now green poop.

It's not smelling THAT bad but it's only milk right now... I know it will get gross when we feed her something different.

You forgot the vomiting part. She looked like ASH from Alien today

I'm already trying my Bill Cosby looks. You know the boyfriend stuff I need in 14-15 years.

I will take two apples and put them one on top of the other, then ask her boyfriend if he and Alessia had been that close in the cinema.
After that I will take the apples, say one is Alessia, one is her boyfriend, then take the apple that is him and skin it!

 

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Thu, 08/12/2010 - 13:23 — emtae

Hey Lars -

 

 Checking in to see how the sleep deprivation project you started a few weeks ago is progressing?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:03 — Lars
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Running really smooth right now. Only 2-3 times a night.

Could be much worse!

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Sun, 08/29/2010 - 16:56 — Wyrm

She's adorable.  Congrats.

Tue, 10/12/2010 - 12:16 — Lars
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Thanks!

As for the poop .. yellow is the color of the month.

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Tue, 11/02/2010 - 20:30 — emtae

 Does she have a good poop face?  My daughters had classic grimaces when they were purging.  Such concentration and focus!  ;-)

 

Any of those wonderful overflow, squirt up the back diapers?  I loved those gag inducers ... NOT!

 

Nice updated picture, quite cute.  You sure she is yours?  Happy and cute, hmmmm!?!?

Fri, 11/05/2010 - 08:29 — Lars
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While pooping she mostly looks a bit like Michelangelo  the thinker.

For some reason we have the squirt up the back diapers when we arrive at the mall. Then we have to find a place to change it...

One thing I've learned .. never open the diaper BEFORE you thought about the next step and you got the cleanup setup ready, you know, there's no way to go back from that point....

Happy and cute, yeah, I'm more this "U2 Stuck in a moment" type of guy. hm. Maybe! *shakes fist* 

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Sat, 11/06/2010 - 10:10 — Yokozuna
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What a cutie!

Thank goodness she has her mother's looks!

The day of her birth will be the best day of your life.  The day that she no longer wears diapers will be the 2nd best day of your life :-)

 

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Sun, 07/18/2010 - 16:51 — ScubaDie
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Congradulation Lars....a new hacker is born.

Sun, 07/18/2010 - 21:54 — Yokozuna
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Awesome!!  Congrats to you and Mrs. Lars!!

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Mon, 07/19/2010 - 17:15 — Pete
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 Congratulations!  

Insert imaginary photoshop with a communicator in her hand and "Kahhhn!" caption here.

 

 

Tue, 07/20/2010 - 14:34 — Lars
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Thanks guys.

I hope she will not be 100% Lars.

The world can't stand another me.

I just bought the orange box from valve and I think she tried to grap it.

I guess I need to talk with bosslady Lars, we obviously need a baby pc (with quad core and geforce card...)

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