I Want to be Like Mommy!
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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Which Home Depot?!!.... I really need a shovel.
Hey! I know where you can get a new shovel. There's a hot Mom selling them at Home Depot.....
Didn't happen. Broke shovel and back, no pictures of the cockadoody white stuff captured.
I'm trying to get motivated to shovel the driveway & take pics of THE WHITE DEATH for all to see. It's the thick heavy wet snow that turns your back to jello around the 483rd toss... On Day Two it's probably more like the third toss. I don't wanna.
We used to have the lawn service remove snow, but they started showing up for dustings at $30 per. Woulda been money well spent this week.
I can see my house!