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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

Free client download for those that haven't yet played:  http://www.lotro.com/trial/ 

Been staying up a little later, if anyone will be on we can die a few horrible ones.  I've been playing Anno 1404, single-player city builder, pretty cool.  

Champions Online Subscription Plans

This may be the next MM purchase for me; the lifetime plan has become a selling point for me.

Givent their track record with City of Heroes;  I know what I can expect and I'd love to jump around with Rimy from time to time without subscription hassles.

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/gaming/2009/07/22/sam-raimi-to-direct-world-of-warcraft-movie/1

Burce Campbell as a troll?

Just read about this; it should be fun to try again.  I like DDO but with my time to play being so inconsistent, a monthly subscription isn't great for me.  Free will be nice, especially since I never seem to level up to the big stuff or have time for the big quests.

http://content.turbine.com/pages/www.ddo.com/beta_signup/index.php?utm_source=ddo_com

 ... you can never reach them, they keep moving away from you no matter how fast you go.  Damn rainbows!!!